Hike! To Your Death!


I don’t know what it is about me and death hikes.  I keep finding them.  I forget that many places that are beautiful to go are

  • wet
  • high up in the air
  • made by scrabbling a barely flat surface into a cliff wall

I was pondering why we always end up like this, a white-knuckle death grip on each kid as we inch along a rock face, hissing at our dear children with each clumsy step.  (I swear that Zephyr starts tripping every third or fourth step when we are up 100 feet in the air clinging to a metal cable.  Swear.)  Why does this always happen to us?  Then it occurred to me… it is the terrain dummy.  We keep hiking to these waterfalls in the gorge.  Gorge + waterfalls = rock walls with just a cable to cling to.  If I were in Death Valley say, this wouldn’t be happening to me.

Anyway, we had a break in the rain this last weekend and we raced for the outdoors.  I feel like such a caged animal these days, eager to get out be RUN around.  I am coming to terms with my true nature.  The truth is that I like exercise.

So why not get it here?

This was Eagle Creek Trail.  William Sullivan, Northwest hike guru has this to say about this particular trail:

The Eagle Creek Trail is one of Oregon’s most spectacular paths, passing half a dozen major waterfalls. The trail is also an engineering marvel. To maintain an easy grade through this rugged canyon, the builders blasted ledges out of sheer cliffs, bridged a colossal gorge and even chipped a tunnel through solid rock behind 120-foot Tunnel Falls.

Yes siree.  It was high up there.

We did this particular hike with our friends Jason and Angela and their two boys Soren and Anders.  It is fun to have a whole family of friends.  Everyone has someone to love!  That is definitely how we feel about these guys, so we were certainly open to risking our lives with them.

Brad is such a good sport.  I have yet to decide if he really likes hiking but pretends not to or if he really does not like hiking but thinks he should or if he just doesn’t like it and… you get the picture.  For him, the best thing about hiking in the gorge is that Edgefield is between us and Portland when we are done.  The kids, (all five of them), were so exhausted that they were really pretty mellow at dinner.  Who can resist?



7 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. Anne

    Brad shouldn’t put things in his front pockets. Makes him look hippy.

    February 15th, 2010

  2. Sarah

    My favorite hike!!

    February 15th, 2010

  3. I used to like hiking until I met Jason. For him it’s not hiking unless it’s hiking to the death; on one of our “hikes” in Italy I lost FOUR toenails. Call me crazy, but that is not fun to me. I’d be happy with a nice nature walk but Jason is bored if there’s not the possibility of death or disfigurement! You two should go hiking together, and Brad and I will take the kids to Edgefield. :) Or OMSI, I like OMSI! Or the zoo and we can ride the train for free with the TriMet passes/tickets!

    February 15th, 2010

  4. ben

    Oh Suzy and I LOVE the Edgefield. What a wonderful place. I can’t wait to come up to Oregon in March to get some Cajunized Tots from McMenamins. Yum.

    And that hike sounds fun!

    February 16th, 2010

  5. mom

    What a gorgeous area . . . I want to go!

    February 17th, 2010

  6. Laura

    Haha! I love the pun Aunt Joyce… GORGE-ous. Go to the falls when it is all frozen over. You can’t hike very far because the trail is all frozen and slippery, but the frozen falls are what you say, gorgeous.

    February 17th, 2010

  7. mom

    We used to joke about hiking the gorgeous gorge up at Breitenbush …. Ingrid, I hope you’re hiking around Coba! Whatever you do, I’m sure you’ll have fun and a much needed rest.

    February 18th, 2010

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