It feels goofy that I would even have any opinions about house keeping. I never thought it would be me. It occurred to me that it is true that when you do something OVER AND OVER again, no matter how small, how meaningless it might seem, you develop a certain pride in how you do the work, (and maybe even a self-importance that keeps you from admitting that what you do is not that great). You develop very clear ideas about how things should be. This is actually why people become obnoxious out in the world, why the fussy lady at the library wants you to only use black push-pins to hang your garage sale notice, why the neighborhood association says the garbage can goes on the left side of the driveway, why the clerk at the grocery store sighs when you pull out your recycled plastic bags. They are drowning in meaninglessness about their work, scraping out a sense of being in knowing that there is ONE SMALL THING that they do more efficiently and better than others. And they nitpick over stupid details. Sigh. This is why I am so irritated when someone puts short cups on the side of the dish washer where only the tall cups fit! Or why I wish that the person moving the laundry over would always hang up the cloth napkins (because they get wrinkly in the drier). And has anyone noticed that only BLUE towels go upstairs? The green and white ones go in the DOWNSTAIRS bathroom. What would happen if you could put any towel of any color just anywhere? Anarchy. What is wrong with these towels-in-the-wrong-bathroom people? They obviously don’t understand the importance of properly loading the dishwasher or non-wrinkled napkins either. How could I live with such slobs?
Anyway, this is not suppose to be about MY household. This year I read most of the “Little House on the Prairie” series out loud with Francis. We stopped at the final book as Laura was grown up and had become boring like the rest of us. Francis didn’t care about Laura’s Happy Golden Years. As I read, I noticed that there was a lot to learn from the Ingalls family on the plains. They did a lot of things very, very effectively. Here are some tips I learned from Laura and the gang:
1) Pick a day for each house keeping activity. The Ingalls family did the washing on Monday, sweeping on Tuesday, baking on Wednesday, walked to town (if there was one) on Thursday, mending on Friday and kept the weekends for leisure. I never thought I would prescribe to this sort of order, but it sure does make sense. One thing I really hate is watching how laundry can just go and go and go. It is truly alpha and omega, never-ending, never really done. It makes me crazy. I have watched laundry in someone’s house get washed, go in a pile to be folded, fall on the floor, and be thrown back in the laundry. And that is the problem with kids too. If you give them a pile of laundry to put away, chances are, they will figure out a way to throw it back in the laundry mixed in with the dirty stuff on their floors. So this is what I do. I wash on Monday and fold on Tuesday. By the end of Tuesday night, the laundry must be folded and put away. I fold, put it in baskets for the various bedrooms and carry the baskets up to the rooms to put away, or I supervise the stuff being put away. Then I don’t do laundry again until the following Monday. This way I don’t have to feel like laundry is taking over my life.
2) I only grocery shop on Thursdays in the morning. Thursday morning at 9:30am is a great time to go shopping. Only the bread delivery people are in the stores. You can get in and out really fast.
3) Don’t hitch up the wagon multiple times a day. Walk to town as much as you can. I try not to drive more than once a day. I aim for keeping the car parked most days. If I can do most errands walking, I will simplify my day into the things that I really need to do and I will get the exercise that I need. I have lost more baby weight walking across town for errands than I ever lost running miles and miles.
4) Eat lots of beans. Beans are a great food! You can buy them dry in the bulk food section super cheap. They keep fresh forever. You can make them really quickly if you pre-soak them, then put the ones you aren’t immediately cooking in the freezer in a bag. Then they are available when you need to cook something fast.
5) Use every part of your meat. Soaking bones to make broth is not ridiculous. It actually works really well and it is a great technique to combine with all those beans you need to cook. You just cook the beans in the broth.
6) Simple food is okay. Not every meal has to be a knock-out. Laura as a child was pretty stoked to get fresh carrots or an orange at Christmas. It is okay to have a potato and some brussel sprouts for dinner. It is also reasonable to eat foods that are in season. This means that you don’t have to eat salads all winter while lettuce is not growing near you. You are going to live. It is a very western idea that we need all this variation in our diet every single day. Most of the world eats the same damn thing all the time.
7) Eat pure, real foods without worrying about fat. If you are just eating pure, real foods, you probably won’t need to worry about how much fat is in that bit of butter or avocado or olive oil because your overall eating is so much healthier. Butter is about the best invention ever. I have no need for fake butter or egg whites or non-fat milk. God gave us these awesome foods. Let’s eat them without looking like ingrates.
If you go on a trip somewhere, bring back a present. It doesn’t have to be a big present, but you should bring something. Once Pa brought peppermint sticks for the girls and some fancy white sugar for Ma! These are simple things but so excellent for the ones left behind to know that they were thought of. (Please don’t bring me white sugar, Brad).
9) Accept invitations. If someone bothers to ask you to something, make every effort to accept. People are not required to include you and if you are constantly making excuses for not sharing your company with others, they might just tire of asking you. Why are you so great that everyone should work with your schedule? You’ll be great and lonely, sucker! Your special, busy, important life will change and then you will wonder why you don’t have any friends. The prairie is large. There might be a hard winter next year. People need to stick together. Make some effort.
10) Don’t look down on the neighbor boy. (Wink wink Brad!) You might think you are too good for him one day, but the next day he might be a strapping young thing with two beautifully matched horses. If you really want to go for a ride in his buggy, give him a little respect.
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